Concert Chic

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I attended my first ever concert today!
Ahh! I know. :)

It was Alice's Summerthing 2010.
Amazing free outdoor concert, Gay Pride Week, Gay Pride Parade, and a sunny day after an entire week of fog. San Francisco, I fucking love you. :)
Actually, my feelings toward Señor Francisco are strongly ambivalent, but I'm a teenager. My purpose in life is to say things I don't mean and "liiiiiive like [I'm] dying." :)

And, really, Kris Allen and Jason Wade are cute. I never realized how huge of a stage flirt Wade is. He looks a hundred times cuter in person than in photographs, seriously. Okay, he's no Gaspard, but God, that smile! If he were ten years younger and unmarried...
... I would let him hold my hand. Really, what were you thinking?

So fucking hot. So fucking Unavailable.

[Get ready, babes, This post has pictures. Lots of them. ;) And I'm trying something out: the "read more" link (below)! Have fun!]

Simple words cannot describe the breathtaking hotness of the man named Gaspard Ulliel.
Goddamn it, I need to move myself to France.

Fuck.

And no, not in that way. Not yet, anyway.

I Look Inside Myself and See My Heart is Black

I'm sorry if I've ever made you feel anything less than amazing.

He-doodly-llo!

Doodly diddly.

So, I may want to kidnap Ned Flanders and carry around him in my pocket with me. All the time. :x

Ahem.

That aside, another procrastination post. SAT IIs are, regrettably, tomorrow. And of course I haven't studied, why would you even ask?

Yeah, I am royally screwed.

That aside (again. Wow, aren't I amazing at avoiding topics I bring up?), I spent four hours having a mini SAW marathon. I'll admit it. I love puppies, unicorns, rainbows, chick flicks, romance novels, soft-served ice cream, swallows (not that kind of swallow, Jesus Christ.),  and gay boys (cut me some slack. They're just so goddamn cute! I will pay you to find a straight man as perfect as a gay man, then shoot you so you can't steal him from me.) and I love SAW.